My dearest constituents and friends,

Well, I think the time has come.  This has been a long, long two years.  And the last two months have been even longer.  Mom and dad have the news on and I just heard John McCain say, “Barak Obama wants to ‘share the wealth’”.  And people booed!  What’s wrong with that?  The wealthy have had the wealth for a long time.  And the folks down here that do the working and living and dying in this country aren’t seeing any of it.  The days of “Trickle Down” economics are over.  The only thing that trickles down is, well let’s just say it trickles down your leg.  McCain continued, “Obama wants to cut into your pie!  I want to grow the pie!”  Well, I don’t know what HIS mother used to do, but most people with pies bake them.  Perhaps Mother McCain was simply a confused cook.

Yesterday General Colin Powell, an experienced and once close personal advisor in the Bush administration, endorsed Barak Obama. 

And since it is the Obama campaign which has been borrowing most openly from my blogs and websites, I believe they are on the right track.  Barak has picked up my ideas about non-combustible energy development, economic reform and other important issues.  And he’s CUTER than McCain, just like I am. 

So, due to the blatant discrimination against non-human candidates and my own inability to gain more attention from the human voters, I am withdrawing my bid to become president of the United States of America.  And because of this act, I implore all my supporters and friends to vote for Barak Obama for president.  He is a fine man with an IQ nearly as high as mine is.  He remains unruffled and competent in the face of crises and has a lot of great ideas about making this country into a better place (no matter where he got them from). 

In conclusion, I want to thank all of you who have been with me throughout my two-year campaign and all of you have given support and sent in ideas since joining my team.  I deeply appreciate your dedication and friendship.  Do not despair, for I plan to keep Barak on his toes.  In fact, I’m going to ask him to make me his energy Czar.

And should John McCain win this election-

I hear it’s very nice in Australia.

With many thanks,

Perry Tenitiss