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January 01 2009 PREDICTIONSHappy
New Year to all my friends old and new plus any I will make during the
coming year. Mom and I have looked into the crystal ball (she really
does have one) and thrown the runes (those too) and laid out the cards
(those belong to The Emily) and used her scrying stone (yup!) and we
have come up with some interesting things. First, in the realm of earth and weather: 1. Arkansas will suffer in 2009. There will be earthquakes and tornadoes. Little Rock will be hit by terrific storms. 2. The southeastern United States will be struck by summer storms causing multiple tornadoes and destroying many mobile home parks. Fortunately the loss of life will be minimal. 3. Florida will be hit by two hurricanes between May and the end of July. 4. There will be a 5.0+ earthquake east of the Mississippi River. 5. Massive flooding will hit the central United States causing loss of homes and disruption of services. Internationally: 1. An attempt will be made on the life of President Barak Obama. Fortunately it will be diverted in time. 2. Fighting in Gaza will threaten to bring all the countries in the area to extended war in the middle east. People will think it is Armeggeddon. Hostilities will start to wane in the late summer and fall. 3. In Italy Mount Etna will erupt, minimally at first. The amount of seismic activity in Japan will determine Etna's severity. 4. Famine will continue to spread in Africa and Southeast Asia as the world market falls and hard assets become scarce. 5. The discontinuation of paper money will begin in different locations around the world. 6. New American money will begin to replace the old this year. The money will be red instead of green. They will be called "redbacks" (dad's prediction) Celebrities: We will be losing some fine, talented people in 2009: Jonathan Winters, Amy Winehouse, Kirk Douglas, Lauren Bacall (dad's prediction) and Francis Ford Coppola, Fidel Castro Laura and George Bush will become separated with him living out on the ranch and her living in Dallas. Heath Ledger will not win a posthumous Oscar for his role as The Joker. And other predictions: General Motors will begin production of primarily hybrid sedans and coupes. Chrysler, supported by the German Daimler company, will make smaller vehicles which are hybrid and some which run efficiently on diesel. Ford will go out of business or merge with Toyota. People will want to clone cats and dogs for breeding purposes. This will not be sanctioned by the Cat Fancier's Association as a legal breeding practice. The American Kennel Club, well who cares what dogs do? Cuba will be up for grabs with the death of Castro. There will be a struggle for power between his brother and other Cuban and south American political entities. In the end Cuba will become a vacation spot for the United States again and the standard of living will rise as foreign-run resorts and associated businesses are heavily taxed. The bees will get a message out that they are being held hostage in Utah by South American Killer Bees with snowsuits and teeny-tiny AR-15s. The LDS will locate the clandestine hives, soak them with Tequila, and allow the honey bees a chance to escape. Even though there are a lot of bad things lined up for 2009, there will be good as well. 1. Britney Spears will wear underwear. 2. The City of Crawford Texas will finally have it's village idiot back. 3. Lindsay Lohan will shock everyone by announcing she wants to have a baby. 4. There will be numerous UFO sightings in 2009, centered around various cities in the US and the UK. Arizona and Ohio will be hotspots. There you have it, folks. According to all our divining tools, this is what the new year holds. Do YOU have any predictions? No matter what happens, I hope it is the best year EVER for you and yours. Huggies to all, Perry TrackbacksThe trackback URL for this entry is: http://cato9tales.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!566699174AE57DC3!184.trak Weblogs that reference this entry
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